If I were a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who, and I would make sure they were always paired up

10knotes:

(Source: hypertensi0n)

Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student: "Have you graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"

10knotes:

(Source: lmaogtfo)

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

damnthatswhatshesaid:

(Source: fasterwouldbebetter)

I love using big words to sound smart....I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

thatfunnyblog:

I hate it when teachers say “from all this talking, I assume you’re done working.”

liannarose:


BITCH, SHUT UP.
From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.

(Source: ayemaria)


Meanwhile, at Tumblr headquarters...

(Source: leetakeuchi)

"You're too gorgeous to be single."

And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.

(Source: justintimberflakes)

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